sXe Peace✌☮✌☮✌

Hows it goin everybody.......and i say everybody even though when this is done theres gonna be like one person reading this and to you kind sir/madame i say thank you i also ask if you know how to get this pickle jar open lol. well today i feel like telling all of you the top ten things you should NEVER say to a police officer

10.Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
9.On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
8.Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
7.I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
6.Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?
5.Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me! Good job!
4.I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.
3.You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
2.Aren't you one of the Village People?
1.How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

Thank you for reading this very helpful (blog?) sXe Peace